Mom, Bruce, you’re lucky. You’ve fallen in love with your best friend. The person who accepts you at your worst and laughs at your stupid jokes. The person who knows you better than you know yourself.
I would kill to spend the rest of my life with that person.
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.